Would a Moose Laugh at These Jokes?

When we think of moose we tend to think of our Marvelous Moosey® or really big gangly creatures that have a whole lot of antlers on their heads. That’s probably what makes them so easy to make fun of and here are a few of the silliest moose jokes we’ve heard lately.

What has antlers and sucks blood?

A moose-quito

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anony-moose

Why do Canadians always have such good looking hair?

Because of all the moose they put in it.

I told my son that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning and he asked:

“How do you know he was on his way to work?”

What do moose call something that’s funny?

A-moose-ing

Do you know what moose get when they’re scared?

Moose-bumps

What do men grow under their noses?

Moose-taches

If the plural of goose is geese, what is the plural for moose?

Meese (It’s not really, but I made you chuckle, right?)

Well, we didn’t say they’d all be funny, did we?